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When the Russian slapping game transforms you to a different state or name in one swing.
Boris was slapped so hard he became a cheeky Ivan
When a guy gets a hard-on from obtaining a powerful position or control of an adrenaline-filled situation
Pat sported power wood after sitting in the captain's chair of his buddy's pontoon boat
Long bulbous nose that can stimulate female genitalia to orgasm
Rodney took care of business, hands- and penis-free, with his Schnozdick
When whisky gets a guy semi-erected
Georgey got scotch chub sticking his member in the bourbon barrel bung hole to give the angel her share
Pappy blew his blue goo when mama smurf took off her apron
White before red, take me to bed; red before white, you’ll be alright
His headache was amplified and eyelids shuttered after two-fisting different wines… know your wine order
Joe has such a sewage butt that he can't sweat without making a mess in his pants