one who selects partial truths to tell a story in the way he wants it to be known
James is a great rationalizer spinning the facts to his views
A superbly performing penis
Jake was Stupenis as his schlong vacillated for hours inside his girlfriend
Flatulating in rapid fire
John's rattle fart sounded like a semi-automatic weapon
Pappy blew his blue goo when mama smurf took off her apron
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When whisky gets a guy semi-erected
Georgey got scotch chub sticking his member in the bourbon barrel bung hole to give the angel her share
Dude, the heck with going to the dispensary, just call uber pot
Dude, the heck with going to the dispensary, just call uber pot