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Flatulating in rapid fire
John's rattle fart sounded like a semi-automatic weapon
When a band sounds better after the audience drank several beers
Tenacious D is a true beer band who sound better after we drink 4 lagers
When one feels subjected to too many Disney movies
Although John loved his daughter, watching Lion King 47 times felt like a dis-knee to the groin
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When a guy gets a hard-on from obtaining a powerful position or control of an adrenaline-filled situation
Pat sported power wood after sitting in the captain's chair of his buddy's pontoon boat
When you speak in circles making waves while saying absolutely nothing
Drew pulled a Donald as he spewed make-believe about building a gold wall along the entire Rio Grande pledging "it will be seen from Mars"
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When a rancher goes old-school in castrating sheep with his teeth.
Rowdy is one sick cowboy, a shepherd with ball-less sheep thanks to his incisors
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A pussy that transforms from ugly to beautiful after a few drinks
Lynn was Optimus muff when her Venus flytrap became the garden of Eden after Jimmy drank a six pack