homo-ironic

adjective, from homosexual + dramatic irony: when everyone realizes that you're gay...except YOU.

Did you see Wes trying to pick up chicks at the bar last night? He was wearing a "Cats" sweatshirt and gushing about the new Ricky Martin CD. Tragically homo-ironic.

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cocksuccubus

noun: one who sucks cock with such gusto that the recipient fears he may lose his soul/will to live.

Girl went at it like a cocksuccubus! I had to drink a gallon of Gatorade the next morning.

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MacIntard

noun: a person whose computer experience is so Mac-centric that he is unable to perform even basic operations on a PC.

"Hey, how do turn this thing on?"
"You're kidding, right?"
"No, dude, I'm a MacIntard."

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