Halflete

A person who is not quite an athlete, but is more than a spectator. A person who participates in an activity, may actually work up a little sweat, but ultimately is not a full fledged athlete.

Participants in any of the following: NASCAR, bowling, golf, curling (they might be even less than a Halflete), hunting, ping pong, walkers, polo, anything equestrian, professional wrestling, professional fishing, hang gliding, boat racing (jet ski included), professional eating (also questionable)

Elevafarter

Term used to describe a person who flatuates in an elevator, trapping the gas inside, and then leaves at the next floor. The name for a person who delivers an elevator bomb.

Mike passes Tim in the hallway. He touches the button to go down on the elevator. The door opens right away, indicating that someone just got off the lift a moment ago. He steps inside, hits the button with the star for the lobby, takes a breath and thinks to himself, "Tim is an elevafarter".

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