Quad Cities

Redneck-ville located in the northwestern section, on the Mississippi River, of Illinois. Consists of 5 differint cities (ignore the "quad" part), of Moline, Rock Island, East Moline, Illinois, & Davenport, Bettendorf, Iowa. People from this part of the U.S. have much better values and morals than other big-city folk, like, say, New Yorkers.

Quad Cities? Oh, the one place I most likely won't get pick-pocketed and turn out to be a Democrat!

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