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Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
Bless her heart, she's so stupid she thought my thesaurus was a dinosaur, she's a tepee short of a wigwam.
Fruit Cocktail - (n.) A gay orgy
Dude, I went to that new bar called "Rough Riders" cause I thought it was a western bar and I like line dancing, but it was a gay bar. It was a total Fruit Cocktail.
Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
She's a french fry short of a Happy Meal, cause when the Special Olympics are on, she thinks it's her birthday.
Someone who keeps falling asleep while trying to fuck a dead person.
Although the dead person didn't get offended, it was really inconsiderate of the necronarcoleptic to keep nodding off during sex.
Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
She's a poncho short of a Tamale stand cause when we go to the petting zoo, she eats dirt with the sheep.
When you're taking a poop and you're so dehydrated you don't even have to wipe.
"Dude! No need for toilet paper. I had a clean break!"
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The unshakeable and sudden belief that you are a superhero who can save the world from evil by spreading the message of love with musical theatre.
Man 1: Have you heard about the latest terrorist plot?
Man 2: Don't worry, I'll stop the hate with some tap dancing and the score of "Wicked".
Man 1: Oh, dude. Sounds like you have mauricio syndrome.
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