Maraca short of a Mariachi Band

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

Bless her heart, she walked straight into the PTA meeting wearing her bra on the outside of her Lane Bryant pantsuit, she's a maraca short of a Mariachi Band.

crowning

The point during a woman's labor when the baby's head (also known as the crown) can be first seen poking out of her vagina. Also used to refer to the point when a poop log can be first seen poking out of the anus.

"Oh my God, I had Mexican food for lunch again! I need to use your toilet ASAP, I'm CROWNING!"

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