Clean Break

When you're taking a poop and you're so dehydrated you don't even have to wipe.

"Dude! No need for toilet paper. I had a clean break!"

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crowning

The point during a woman's labor when the baby's head (also known as the crown) can be first seen poking out of her vagina. Also used to refer to the point when a poop log can be first seen poking out of the anus.

"Oh my God, I had Mexican food for lunch again! I need to use your toilet ASAP, I'm CROWNING!"

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