electric clitar

Take six volt battery, two gator clips attached to either side of battery and attach to labia major. using small metal object, make contact with the clitoris and both gator clips, making a strumming motion. the electricity should flow through the small metal object, causing clitoral electrocution.

I wanted to start a band so i picked up my electric clitar and started playing.

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Outie

A permanent boners that were misplaced.

Guy 1: Hey bro put your boner away!
Guy 2: Nah man, it's just my outie!
Guy 1: Oh, I thought you had a boner
Guy 2: No, it's just my naval

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