Patagonian Tumbleweed Soup

When a person lights there partner’s bush on fire, then forcibly vomits on their crotch. After the the person scrapes of the vomit and charred hair and puts it into a bowl of warm water. Both add their fecal matter to the bowl. Then the bowl with the contents in it is microwaved for 10 minutes which excretes a wonderful aroma into the kitchen of the couple. The couple then eats it for dinner and later they take turns vomiting it into each other’s mouths.

Hey what are you and Tina having for dinner tomorrow night?
Oh just the usual, Patagonian Tumbleweed Soup!

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