Funstipation

1. When an individual or group try as hard as possible to have fun, but inevitably fails.

2. When you want to have fun, but it's just not coming out. Kinda like poop.

Due to the major funstipation we were experiencing, we ended up at Denny's because that's all our crappy city has to offer.

Man, I'm so funstipated. It sucks.

Stoop Poop

Taking a dump on somebody's porch

I just carried out a successful stoop poop on Jerry's porch. It steamed on his cold doorstep.

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