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What happens when one sees GodMan. Mostly the same as exploding, but rather more pleasant to watch.
Holy shit man, I saw GodMan and my eyes fucking elxpodled!
The long tunnel into the light that you call a vagina. See also, Hot Topic. And pink sock.
Dude, I went into your mother's cavernous vagina the other day and found these awesome pants!
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It's a store. Get the FUCK over it. Also, your mother's cavernous vagina.
Guy 1: Man, I went into your mother's cavernous vagina the other day and found these great pants!
Guy 2: Wait... what?
Guy 1: I mean fuckin Hot Topic man! God. Queero.
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The ultimate-est superhero. He likes your boobies inside your shirt, but he cannot know the pleasures of the flesh because he is too Good. GodMan sees all His creations as good, and thusly wears a cape called the GoodCape. Some mistake this for the GodCape because of the similarity in spelling, but those are sinners and they'll be smoted-ed-ed one day. GodMan doesn't take too kindly to people in his later days, commanding this one dude to kill his son at one point and all that fucked up shiznitmotherfucker. Nah but really man, GodMan's your dude. He's your homie, and shit. Like woah.
Holy shit dude, I saw GodMan one day, and my eyes fucking elxpodled!
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