Perfect Dick

The dick you hope your girlfriend never finds if it's not yours. This penis is the absolute perfect length, girth, and color for her vagina.. It hits all the right places and there is only ever one perfect dick for each girl in the world

He knocked me out with that perfect Dick

COMPTAN

The blackest, niggiest gang of all time. The cops hate the nigs of comptan, they always startin shit.

U hear about that drive by the otha day?
Yea man, comptan was behind that shizzy. Their AK's ripped up those muthafuckas.

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blottowed

Slang term used for getting drunk/shitfaced.

Jesus, did you see how blottowed Janus was last weekend? He pissed in the stairwell.

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manboobs

Someone who has been eating way too many damn mini-wheats and hasn't been getting laid frequently enough to work them off.

Damn, Terry has not gotten laid in 22 years......

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manboobs

Manboobs are when a man has saggy titties and looks as if he has never entered the gym. His body probably looks 50 years older than his real age.

Damn Terry, you got manboobs.

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Splurt

Contemporary American Slang - Verb. 1) To release spooge suddenly and/or unexpectedly after viewing a beautiful woman. 2) To ejaculate during sex.

Ex: "Damn, she was so fine, I splurted in my pants!"

"Hold on, I'm gonna splurt!"

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FOPA

Fat over the penile (or pussy)area

Chris Farley had a lot of FOPA

I can't see my unit under this FOPA

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