stressterbating

The act of beating off because of stress and to relieve said stress

When life gets tough and bills start piling up, I go to my den and start stressterbating.

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Halloweenie

the awkward boners most guys get on halloween because of all the slutty hoes

That hoe dressed like Oprah is given me the weirdest halloweenie i've ever had.

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