covid cluster

A plan that turns into a complete hot mess & confusing situation due to guidelines and rules because of Coronavirus or Covid-19.

I just wanted to throw Debbie a nice surprise birthday party, but we’re only allowed 10 people, we have stay six feet apart and we have to wear masks! It’s a complete covid cluster!

Really Niko?

The sarcastic remark you make to your high maintenance friend, mocking your dog, named Niko, who has to go out to pee every 5 minutes.

Your buddy tells you as you’re leaving the drive- thru with a twelve pack of beer, “dude you gotta go back, I forgot smokes”
You say “Really Niko?” as to say ‘you pain in the ass!’

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sansessed

The obsession with hand sanitizers due to Covid-19.

“Everywhere we go you’re constantly using your sanitizer.
You’re sansessed!”

Bad Hanger-upper

A person who is not emotionally intelligent enough to recognize the clues that the other person on the phone call, who he/she is talking to, wants to get off the fucking phone right now.

I’m talking to Tommy on the phone and I must have said 10 times, well Tommy I gotta get going! He ignores this and says “oh yeah! and one thing I wanted to tell ya quick was…BLAH BLAH!”

That Tommy dude is a BAD HANGER-UPPER!!!

Jackassery

Unnecessary chaos or stress caused by an imbecile or idiot.

When your co-worker is bitching in the break room about someone just ate the last donut and you just found out your roommate has coronavirus...
”Enough of this jackassery, I’m taking a sick day.”