evil soap

Also known as IncubusVoid, evil pepper, and suspendingboy.

This guy rules over the internet, he can do ANYTHING! he writes hacks and stuff, and runs a self written operating system loosely based on Linux. He plays StarCraft and Diablo regularly.

Guy1: Dude, what happened to your computer?
Guy2 (victom): evil soap (or other nickname) hacked me... i am emotionally ruined.

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pearly gates

the place you need to go through to get to heaven.

i hopped the pearly gates and got sent to hell.

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greenland

Named after the founding of Greenland:
"He called the country, which he had discovered, Greenland, because, he said, people would be attracted thither if the country had a good name"

ie.
"The art of naming an event favourably to attract lots of people, when in actuality the event is nothing as it seems"

Man, Jimmy said it'd be good but the party is fucking Greenland!

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splastic

conjunction of plastic and spastic - splastic:
the stage of inebriation where you are still able to stand up, but not without swaying gently from side to side. maybe the occasional lurch.

after a session at the espy last sunday dave was completely splastic and got chucked out.

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mardi gras

french for 'fat tuesday', a sort of parade where women flash their boobies and drunken people throw beads at them, etctera.

i got tricked into getting a mamogram by a hobo on mardi gras

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Tuppence

See twinkle

Gwenny, don't forget to wipe your tuppence!

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titty bitch

the word "nipple" and "female dog" combined.

I like your titty, bitch

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