Random
Source Code

Morlied

a. To be screwed without any chance of redemption. b. To be hit in the face and have salt poured on you.

After finding out his bank account number was stolen, he realized he was morlied.

by ToM November 19, 2003

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


religion

A form of insanity, such as schizophrenia.

"Once we can look at religion objectively and impartially, it becomes entirely obvious that religion has all the characteristics of a form of insanity. To one degree or another the religious mind must accept, and believe in, another world; a supernatural or unnatural world, a world filled with all sorts of imaginary beings called gods, devils, angels, saints, demons, etc. These imaginary creatures are talked to, asked for favors, guidance, "signs", or miracles, and then blamed or thanked for natural events that follow. Except for the cloak of religion, such beliefs and actions would otherwise cause an individual to be judged insane, and committed to an institution for treatment." -Emmet F. Fields

by ToM September 28, 2004

701πŸ‘ 733πŸ‘Ž


religion

A belief system lacking in logic. Denies in some shape or form hard-to-accept facts, such as death, chance, and chaos. Often includes rituals and rules. Frequently abused by authorities to keep the masses under control. Includes shamanism, monotheism, henotheism, etc. Often the source of bad decisions.

The Scandinavians starved themselves to death by not learning from the pagan natives how to survive in Greenland.

Members of the Panawave Laboratory believe their leader is dying from communist microwaves attacks.

by ToM November 20, 2003

336πŸ‘ 362πŸ‘Ž


religion

an idea somebody accepts despite all evidence to the contrary.

Life is worth living.

by ToM March 11, 2005

27πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


downtime

the amount of time that needs to be spent between her legs before it's her turn.

i had to spend an hour of downtime on her before she even considered sucking my dick.

by ToM November 30, 2003

7πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


downtime

the amount of time a woman spends sucking your dick which she feels is adequate enough for you.

yo bitch, 2 minutes aint enough downtime. better get your ass back down and start sucking!!!!!!

by ToM November 30, 2003

7πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


chuckalicious

A term used when a person named Chuck decides to get nekked.

Chuck is simply, chuckalicious!

by ToM March 17, 2003

15πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž