Rockland

Fuck you people! You voted for Bush!

Rockland is a red county.

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Rockland

A bastardized version of Westchester. Very ugly county, rather uncool place to hail from. Hates being called 'Upstate New York' even though it is.

Anything north of lower westchester is upstate if your from Eastchester.

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crispin

something that is very good (Jonathan Ross)

yeah dude that's crispin!

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Dilly Whack

To strike an opponent, or unsuspecting victim in the face with one's penis

That bastard stole my money, so I dilly whacked him while he was sleeping.

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ford focus

The rich mans FORD. Either bought from familys or youngsters that feel too old.

The only decent Ford ever made in the UK

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round file

to thow out a ducument is put it in the round file

file a collection of ducuments

round file the useles ducuments in the trash can

what did you do with the bill

I put in the round file

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sticky keys

when your keybord gets old you may have lot of typeos this can also be caused by male porn surfing

the end result may look like this bk insted of book or booooook

I have a hand me down keybord with alot of sticky keys

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