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Fuckwanked

Drunk.

Fuck + wank + ed

I was absolutely fuckwanked last night.

by ToM April 26, 2004

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


crusade

The crusades were pope-sanctioned military endeavors during the 11th, 12th, and 13th centuries against non-Christians. Goals included capturing Jerusalem and expanding territories in general.

Christian occupation of Syria disappeared after the ninth crusade.

by ToM November 20, 2003

160πŸ‘ 73πŸ‘Ž


chickenmcfuckwich

corporate and very bad

Why did you get that KFC
Because I am a cunt

by ToM March 20, 2005

5πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


rudeboy

Also known as: Human vulgaris twatis. Other terms include chav, rude, townie, or 'Donald Ducks,'as my old Dad calls them.
Defined as: An unpleasant male creature, decked in a strangely positioned cap,who is extremely tall and skinny and with a terribly hickey mauled neck, given to them by their 'beeatch.' This beeatch is not the entrance to the proverbial hive, but a female creature of the same species, prone to bizzare outburst such as 'wotyoulookinatorsumfink.'
Famous(infamous ruders): Vicky Pollard......and she's an impression so really...there's no one ....is there? Thank God. Oh besides that guy from the Streets.

You lookin at my gel? She's well fit innit! Was you saying she was fit? You dur'y greb

by ToM May 3, 2004

19πŸ‘ 85πŸ‘Ž


gurty

kinda like great or fat

a bloody gurty house

by ToM April 19, 2003

19πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


smfc

suck my fucken cock.

You can smfc you HOE!

by ToM July 27, 2004

45πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Cockass

It's the offspring of a Donkey and a rooster

Look at that baby Cockass

by ToM August 17, 2004

9πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž