Lagurgi

A floating turd around your heart.

Mike: “You don’t look good today”.

Nick: “I don’t feel very well”.
Mike: “You have the lagurgi”!!

Schmoogie

Verb: The act of taking a giant shit.
Noun: A turd.

Noun: “Hey, mommy! Come look at my giant schmoogie in the toilet”!!
Verb: “Ch’Qweetah asked me to take a schmoogie on her chest last night”

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