Tardvice

Advice from someone classified as a "tard."

"Hey Bob, you should go and stick that fork in the electrical socket."

Bob--"Im not going to listen to your tardvice."

Pedo-Followed

Being stalked or followed by a pedophile on a social networking or blogging site.

Hey, skater27 where do you live, id like to meet you.
Holy crap dude I just got Pedo-Followed.

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Cemeteering

Going to multiple cemeteries in long periods of time. Usually done in one day.

"Man, I hope grandma doesn't take us on another one of those cemeteering trips.