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When someone engaged in anal sex allows their partner to shit on their dick and it is left to dry out and harden resembling a burnt corndog.
Neil Patrick harris got a burnt corndog from his bae.
When you watch a porno where the guy's dick is so small it resembles a piece of macaroni that makes you laugh uncontrollably.
1st Guy: dude why are you laughing so hard?
2nd Guy: I just watched this porn where the dude's dick was so small he couldn't thrust without it falling out.
1st Guy: oh so you were macaroni & cheesing?
2nd Guy: yes totally macaroni & cheesing.
When you watch a porno where the guy's dick is so small it resembles a piece of macaroni that makes you laugh uncontrollably.
1st Guy: dude why are you laughing so hard?
2nd Guy: I just watched this porn where the dude's dick was so small he couldn't thrust without it falling out.
1st Guy: oh so you were macaroni & cheesing?
2nd Guy: yes totally macaroni & cheesing.