Shitstorm

Noun, adj

Donald Trump's social media habits.

A. Dude, did you see the President's last tweet about the NFL? Or the one calling Kim Jong-un "short and fat"?

B. Yeah, it's a complete shitstorm.

Faith

Noun: the purposeful suspension of critical thinking.

A. Global warming isn't happening. We can't end the earth; only God can make such an ultimate judgement!
B. But a worldwide scientific consensus agree that global warming is happening and that it's man made. That's solid evidence. What's your evidence?

A. My faith is my evidence.

B. You're absolutely delusional.

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