rap a lap

to spit game with a girl on yo lap

man keith rap a lap that bitch cause there was no chairs nigga!

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SMMFD

Acronym that stands for "suck my motherfucking dick".

"You denied my request for a raise, and now you want me to come into work on my day off? SMMFD."

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tobosexual

The use of the popular triangular chocolate bar 'Toblerone' as an aid to self gratification.

Last night me and my bloke got down to some new tobosexual action.

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hajj

A journey, esp. one which is arduous or difficult.

I had to walk three miles home in the snow. It was such a hajj.

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txt

abbriviatd typeing used to in messages from mobile to mobile

c u nxt tues

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mirey

when you are playing an online game especailly counter-strike and your FPS gets low.

I was about to head shot that fag when i got some mirey

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hackitoki

'hackitoki' is a word used to describe an unpleasent situation/smell/sight/person/taste.

That tasted like a hackitoki (used to describe an unpleasant taste).

She was a fat ugly hackitoki. (used to describe an unpleasent person).

That car is sure one hell of a hackitoki (denotes the car as an ugly, stinking, piece of rust).

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