fudge budger

Someone who likes fucking other people in the ass.

You are a fudge budger.

Trucker's Smucker's

Term made famous back in the 1970's when many gay men flocked to truck stops and highway rest areas to get their daily fill of man gravy. Trucker's Smucker's is jiz left on the cheek or chin after a hastily performed blow job has taken place.

"Hey Trevor, you might want to hit the can and wash your face - looks like you have some Trucker's Smucker's by your left dimple."

butt puck

A butt putt is a hard piece of shit that is lodged in or has recently been expelled from one's asshole. It is most commonly used in describing someone who would otherwise be called a shit head.

Only a butt puck would for _____________ for president.

piss missile

Pissing while sporting a raging hard on. This is usually a very messy situation.

Bongo: " Yo - Jimmy boy... where you goin' with the bucket?"

Jimmy: " Dude - I woke up with this morning with serious wood and I accidentally set off a piss missile in the bathroom. You might want to stand clear for a while cos' the batter is still at the plate."

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made bag

Scored weed. These days it is more commonly used in reference to a legal purchase at a marijuana clinic.

Also used as make bag, making bag, etc...

Bongo: " Junior - tell me you made bag man. I need to get wasted like you can't believe.

Junior: " Dude, I'm so far ahead of you that it's like yesterday all over. I made a dime and there was no waitin' line.... chill bro...."

Bongo: "...yeeeeaaaahhhhh..."

pole barn

Pole barn is slang for a gay bar and, more accurately, one with one or more glory holes.

Bongo: " Ernie! Long time no see... Hey, c'mon over tonight - I 'm

making bag and I'll steep a coupla' ice brews...."

Ernie: " I would dude, but I'm workin' the pole barn tonight. They're gonna' pay me $20 an hour to man the glory hole. Maybe later tho..."

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break bake

Getting massively stoned while on a break. In contrast to a buzz break, the break bake usually occurs on a particularly horrendous day.

Charlie: " Damn man...Mr. Plummer gave me TWO whole files to work on today. That'll take me at least 45 minutes to do. What a bummer man. I'm harshing low bro..."

Bongo: " Dude - let me snag my bag real quick like - a good break bake will get you right with the world."

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