pole barn

Pole barn is slang for a gay bar and, more accurately, one with one or more glory holes.

Bongo: " Ernie! Long time no see... Hey, c'mon over tonight - I 'm

making bag and I'll steep a coupla' ice brews...."

Ernie: " I would dude, but I'm workin' the pole barn tonight. They're gonna' pay me $20 an hour to man the glory hole. Maybe later tho..."

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break bake

Getting massively stoned while on a break. In contrast to a buzz break, the break bake usually occurs on a particularly horrendous day.

Charlie: " Damn man...Mr. Plummer gave me TWO whole files to work on today. That'll take me at least 45 minutes to do. What a bummer man. I'm harshing low bro..."

Bongo: " Dude - let me snag my bag real quick like - a good break bake will get you right with the world."

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cob bobber

Someone who enjoys riding atop an erect penis.

Man, that Jill is a real cob bobber. She rode me like a donkey.

sperm strainer

A white mustache, goatee or other facial hair worn by someone you are trying to cut down - especially on Facebook.

If a man has a white goatee:

" Hey dick head, shut down the carnival already and maybe look at cleaning out your sperm strainer - it looks full.

chaffstick

A cock that has been over masturbated and is now sore and red. Not to be confused with "Chapstick" - the product used for soothing sore, puffy lips that have sucked too much cock.

Tim: " Hey Junior, let's hit the club night, I need to get laid really, really bad."

junior: " Ahh mann....I would but I can't tonight. I rented some good porn last night and now I have chaffstick like you wouldn't believe."

blaze haze

Getting so stoned the night before that you are totally oblivious of anything that might have transpired.

Trent wakes up naked in a strange backyard with a feather duster stuck in his ass and a moccasin super glued to his crotch. He retrieves his cell from a nearby pile of dogshit and calls his buddy Bongo.

Bongo: "'S'up dude...?"
Trent: "Dude! WTF happened last night man?"
Bongo: " Dude - you got like totally wasted then ran out the back door with the vacuum cleaner. Where the hell are you anyway?"
Trent: " I don't know.. but you gotta' come find me man! I aint shittin' either! I've got the worst case of blaze haze you ever saw!"

pud butter

Slang term for any lotion or emollient used for masturbation purposes.

Bongo wakes up in the morning only to find he has a severe case of chaffstick from dry jerking the night before. He makes a mental note to pick up some pud butter right after making bag at the marijuana clinic.

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