PMS

Penis muscle spasm. A random and unexplainable erection.

I was just walking and started PMSing.....so i belt tucked it.

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shucklebucked

When preforming sex with the chick on top and she comes down wrong and splits your dick like a hotdog in a microwave.

"Fuck I had to get 35 stiches because that bittie came down wrong and split my schlong like a frank in the micro, and shucklebucked my manhood"

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