Slurpee Sloppys

NOUN

The dirty clothes you pull out of the hamper and throw on yourself, regardless how dirty they are, when you need that slurpee from 7-11 at 2 a.m.

MARY: Hey honey, i'm really craving a cherry slurpee from 7-11, can you go get me one?

TOM: But i'm in my underwear, it's 2a.m. i and don't wanna get up.

MARY: just go into the hamper and grab some "Slurpee Sloppys" to put on

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