Funch

To take one's lunch-break, and engage in any number of sexual acts with any number of individuals, instead of eating.

As a noun: "I'm going to take funch."

As a verb: "I hear Sally and Bob are funching." Or, "You dirty funchers."

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Incarcinerate

the act of being burned alive, while asleep, and in prison.

"I hear Mickey the fish got incarcinerated while in Attica."

"Doctor, I keep having this recurring nightmare involving my incarcineration"

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