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Kim Kardashian

A hot sexy model who stands 5'2"-5'3" and has an amazing body from an hour glass figure, amazing rack, and a nice ass, and every guy wishes to fuck her.

Male 1: Dawg check that gorgeous girl out.

Male 2: Dang what a Kim Kardashian.

Male 1: You think I should get with her?
Male 2: Do your best.

by Todd Windmill November 5, 2012

31👍 123👎


muscle car

A performance car that's very different from a sports car. Louder engines with deeper bass, engines from V8 and V10, bolder designs, more naturally performanced, and are classics. However, they're a piece of junk compared to sports cars because they have shitty handling since they're made for drags only and no circuits, heavy as hell from their frames and engines, boring designs, and in the shop more often than on the road. They're also American made cars, while sports cars are American made, Asian made, and European made.

Muscle Car owner: You my car broke down twice and costed me 2 grand to fix it.

Sports Car owner: Wow that's a muscle car you have their. My sports car never had any problems and it's on the road all the time.

by Todd Windmill November 5, 2012

5👍 4👎