PA Dutch

A group of people located in Pennsylvania who believe they should receive everything for free, and sell anything they own for more than double its value. They also speak German and claim it to be there own language.

Ernie the PA Dutchman-"Hey man, i just got this new refrigerator for FREE man! Im going to sell it for 1329 bucks man! I eat grund sows!"

Me- "But I can buy a new one for $800 down the road a few miles!?"

Ernie the PA Dutchman- "Yeah but mine is THE BEST ever MANNN! Zacky worked on it MANNN!

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waffle fart

the smell coming from a persons anus after they ate waffle, pancakes or french toast

"I went to IHOP and ripped the nastiest waffle fart before we left!"

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