beertender

a bartender that works at a bar that does not serve liquor or mixed drinks.

Patron- "Can I get two shots of Tequila and two beers, please?"

Bartender- "Sorry sir, we only serve beer at this bar."

Patron to Friend- "We can't get shots, he's just a Beertender."

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Beer-o-matic

The act of receiving a beer from your wife or barmaid/bartender immediately when entering your home or a bar.

If your wife is beer-o-matic, she will have a cold one in your hand before she even utters a word.

If a barmaid/bartender is beer-o-matic, she/he will have a frosty beer sitting at your favorite stool before you can hang up your jacket.

All of which usually means you are a drunk and spend too much time drinking beer...oh well, such is life.