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Courtney

A Courtney is a blond girl who will steal and eat your soul and must be kept on a leash at all times. Courtney’s are wild things that must be watched at all times or it will eat and massacre everyone and thing. Courtney’s have trouble in relationships as they tend to lead on guys and then eat them while taking their souls. You can spot a Courtney as they are often blond and look innocent but they are not as innocent as they look. Beware if you see a Courtney do not engage or they will lead you on and kill you.

That Courtney looks suspicious

by Toe sucker 3000 February 2, 2020

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