stash rocket

In an amazing true story, two men built a car with a rocket in the trunk, so that if the police should pull them over, a button could be pushed and the crystal meth they had in the rocket would shoot out of the car, therefore the police would never find it in a search.

Unfortunately, it made a rather large boom when it went off, and the police realized that it had been made. The men were arrested and jailed, but their story lived on when featured on NPR.

That sounds so cool, I wish I had a stash rocket.

Buttery Nipple

A delicious alcoholic beverage.
Composed of a bottom layer of Butterscotch schnapps (and optional melted butterscotch) and a top layer of Irish cream. A favorite semi-girly drink of many.

I ordered a buttery nipple at the cocktail bar last night.

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{^ }_^)

Phantom of the Opera emoticon, see the little mask on it?

look, this one looks like poto, {^ }_^)

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hitman

Also called Cleaners, many hitmen today do very unexciting work. Mostly just making people's spouses (who they've paid to off them)look like they accidentally got in a car crash. Unlike in the movies, hitmen can be old, out of shape, unsophistocated, unrelated to any mobs and can also occasionally be women. Hitmen don't kill because they like it, necessarily, just because they like the money.

See cleaner. Also, they are in an off way related to bounty hunters, who are self employed persons who hunt for hitment.

The hitman was paid 10 grand to off the woman's husband.

"It's nothing personal, it's just business," the hitman said as he put the gun to his head.

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Beakman's World

A show that aired in the 90's and was fronted by Paul Zaloom a satirist and performance artist who called himself Beakman and acted rather flamboyantly.

Many people who remember the show remember it fondly, it was almost like Pee Wee's playhouse meets Bill Nye the science guy.

It showcased a mad scientist, a rat-man-creature, numerous female assistants and penguins doing science projects and dispelling myths among other things.

Now, I'm quite sure it has a huge stoner fanbase, because the show is very, very trippy.

It was a sad day when they took Beakman's World off the air in 1997.

Random stoner - "I'm gonna go smoke a blunt and watch Beakman's World, wanna come?"

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otaku

If you wear a shirt that says "Otaku" with the kanji script above it, and you are an american, you are an idiot.

Otaku is not something someone strives to be, nor is it a good thing. Americans, and I suppose other non-Japanese, do not understand the truth to this phrase.

I hate those posers who walk around in Otaku shirts.

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Jewgly

An ugly Jew. Not nesecarily a bad thing, just someone who is jewish and ugly. It doesn't mean they aren't nice people.

Look at that guy he is so... Jewgly.

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