Hamlet

originally the name of a shakespearan play. however, in recent times, a hamlet has adopted the meaning of a small ham sandwhich (i.e. more like hamlette just spelled hamlet)

I just got a hamlet from the deli.

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Mall Pirate

Kids who are acutally Mall Rats starting to call themselves Mall Pirates. They usually bring a Mall Ninja into it. There is a war between Ninjas and Pirates that they like to exploit. It is strange.

See those kids at hot topic? They call themselves Mall Pirates.

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Silas

Kick ass character from the Da Vinci code, also an albino catholic monk.

The only reason to read the Da Vinci code is just for Silas, because he is the best character.

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Tim Roth

An amazing actor from the UK, he has been in three Quentin Tarantino movies, his most famous role being Mr. Orange in Resevoir Dogs.

Timmy isn't exactly the greatest looking guy, but he has a charisma that makes him extremely sexy. In fact, he has a large female fanbase who adores him. He is what Philadelphians would call Sexjewgly.

Also, despite popular belief, he is not Jewish. At least, not by blood.

Tim Roth should've been Snape.

He was great in Resevoir Dogs...

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piece of ass

Dane Cook once sated that it was something you find at a crimescene.

"We've found..uh..It looks like a piece of ass?!"
said the police officer bagging the evidence.

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Sexjewgly

Sexjewgly is simply this - Sex + Jew + Ugly = Sexjewgly.

You see, it originated in the northeast Philadelphia region where many Jews live. It is used to describe a middle aged, hook nosed, yet unbelieveably sexy Jewish man. Who knows what the attraction is, but only Russian girls and over sexed teenagers use this phrase. You can see it grafitied all over Roosevelt blvd.

A famous example is Tim Roth, who is actually not Jewish, but his name and nose make people believe it. Anyway, he is a famous Sexjewgly.

Hey, that guy is so Sexjewgly.

Sex + Jew + Ugly = Sexjewgly

Sexjewgly is my Anti Drug

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The Missionary Kids

Philadelphia based band that was created in 2005 and broke up in 2006. Consisted of two main members and many contributors, was very highly influenced by Mindless Self Indulgence, Group X, and Gravy Train. Broke up due to creative differences.

The Missionary Kids was the weirdest band in a long time.