mudafuck

Same as mother fuck just a different prounonciation.

When you stub your toe you can yell out "Mudafuck!"

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Missing the point

When an unexperienced girl tries to give a handjob and doesn't realize that she needs to move the skin around the penis with the motion of her hand.

Yeah she started giving me a hand job, but she was missing the point so i had to set her straight.

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douche tube

A more offensive but very similar variation of douche bag. See douche nozzle

Wow you are a dipshit, you fucking douche tube!

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boston strangler

When an unexperienced girl attempts to give a hand job but squeezes way to hard.

I don't think i was ever gonna' cum with the boston strangler around my cock!

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Sack the back

To penetrate an anus. Anal sex. Sack to have sex and back as in the behind.

Man that girl looks kinky, i bet she'd let me sack the backQ

da

District Attorney

I didn't have any money, so I had to pay my DA with blow jobs.

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Tawog

Slang term for guitar.

Man, that guy can really shred on that tawog.

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