Random
Source Code

boston strangler

When an unexperienced girl attempts to give a hand job but squeezes way to hard.

I don't think i was ever gonna' cum with the boston strangler around my cock!

by Toeknee August 25, 2005

8πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


douche tube

A more offensive but very similar variation of douche bag. See douche nozzle

Wow you are a dipshit, you fucking douche tube!

by Toeknee August 25, 2005

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Missing the point

When an unexperienced girl tries to give a handjob and doesn't realize that she needs to move the skin around the penis with the motion of her hand.

Yeah she started giving me a hand job, but she was missing the point so i had to set her straight.

by Toeknee August 25, 2005

9πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


mudafuck

Same as mother fuck just a different prounonciation.

When you stub your toe you can yell out "Mudafuck!"

by Toeknee August 25, 2005

18πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


da

District Attorney

I didn't have any money, so I had to pay my DA with blow jobs.

by Toeknee July 2, 2003

19πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Sack the back

To penetrate an anus. Anal sex. Sack to have sex and back as in the behind.

Man that girl looks kinky, i bet she'd let me sack the backQ

by Toeknee August 25, 2005


Jism Jockey

Any person who loves jism. Usually used as an insult, but can be used as mocking endearment to a lover.

1. Dude your a cocksucker, yeah thats right jism jockey!

2. Sally you are really great in the sack, your my little jism jockey.

by Toeknee August 25, 2005

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž