toffernese

The half decipherable rantings of a madman with a touch of down's syndrom 10-15 minutes after a balloon full of smuggled cocaine burst in their ass.

The FDA quickly caught onto Chris once he began to speak Toffernese.

Gromming

Gromming (v): When a woman submerged in water farts and the air bubble moves towards her front and goes inside of her vagina.

Josh: Haha, I farted.
Chris: But no air bubbles came up.
Josh: That's cuz I'm gromming it.
Chris: Aw, sick dude! Your puss smells like a wet fart box!!!