howeverfucker

Intellectually highbrow slur based on the term buttfucker. However replaces the word butt as in but/however.

It elevates it from a 6th grade insult to Mensa level burn

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John is such a howeverfucker.

pretzer

Pretzer: The embodiment of overpromising and under delivering

Dude, don’t pull a Pretzer on me
You’re such a Pretzer, Bryan