Columbine

1. A revolution that ended school bullying once and for all.
2. A weak defense for gun control advocates (lets have car control cuz they kill more people)
3. A reference that nerds make to threaten the jocks at school who used to tease them.

Jock: uh, uh, I am gonna kick your ass nerd
Me: I'll freakin' Columbine your ass. Your the first on my hit list so you best ditch and get baked on four twenty
Jock: I'm sorry, I was just teasing
Me: You are still number 2 next to the slutty cheerleader who called me a fag.
Jock: No please, I'm begging you.
Me: oh, you're so dead

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zero tolerance

A policy, usually by American schools that any reference to a gun, violence, or drugs will get you expelled automatically with no trial.

Because of zero tolerance, Markie was suspended for pointing a chicken strip at a teacher and said, "bang!"

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prep

1. dead meat on four-twenty
2. use their materialism to show to others
3. have lots of money and most suffer from severe depression

That prep that made fun of my wal*mart shirt and payless shoes is get their grill handed to them.

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hobbyist

Someone who has a hobby, regardless of what the hobby may be; takes it way too seriously by spending too much money and time on it, and makes fun of newbies

There goes Joe, the ham radio hobbyist making fun of the Tech class licencees for their voice-only privileges

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Costco

1. A warehouse that sells gourmet products in bulk at low prices
2. A place where the lead cart pusher makes $17.50 an hour plus benefits
3. A place where the guy who bakes cakes and muffins gets $22.50 an hour plus benefits
4. A place that makes the best freakin' pizza in the planet
5. Membership club where the only profit made is off the the yearly membership fees and the cost of merchandise pays for all of our expenses
6. The only company in the world where the CEO is friendly and distrubutes all of the company's income fairly
7. Low turn over rate
8. Will always cause the Target Corporation to fail its mission of becoming the Best Company Ever

Costco is a cool place to work and shop

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Compact Discs

A data storage device that skips and scratches easily and its stored audio files sound like they are recorded in a tin can because of its low quality; recently replaced by the MP3 format and its playing devices

Compact Discs are obsolete.

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counter-conform

A term invented by Tom Bomb of the Corrupt Crew to describe those who rebel against the mainstream by conforming to their subculture.

Emos counter-conform to be different than preppies but end up looking like clones with their dyed hair, chucks, and Savers suits.

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