Siwa Seize

When someone dances so atrociously that it looks like they're having a seizure. This references Jojo Siwa, who dances like she put hot sauce on her vagina.

Dude, stop, you're embarrassing me. Your doing the Siwa Seize.

Buying Lobster With Food Stamps

A phrase used to describe someone who's being a colossal dumbfuck. Mostly just used as a degrading insult. Is much more effective against black people.

References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.

Bro, how the fuck are you dying so much in this game, you can't be buying lobster with food stamps.

Blaziken Bush

When a man's pubic hair is so unkempt that it completely engulfs the shaft.

This references the Pokémon "Blaziken", who famously always looks like he has a bush covering his dong.

I had a bad Grindr hookup last night. The motherfucker had a Blaziken Bush. I felt like I was flossing when I was going down on him.