slaphappy

Slaphappy is how you feel when you slap your slapstick a lot.

I've been feeling quite slaphappy lately! Slap! Slap!! Slap!!! Squirt!!!

Duke

A bowel movement.

I've got to take a duke.

slapstick

Penis.

I'm fixing to go slap my big fat greasy oiled slapstick. Slap! Slap!! Slap!!!

Slapjack

A slapjack is a guy who likes to frequently slap his slapstick. He's often slaphappy.

Hey slapjack quit jerking off and get back to work!