Torrington

A half suburban, half ghetto city in Connecticut that has a shitty school district, with a bunch of good teachers, but the board of education is full of crack smoking hillbillies. On the good side though we have a hell of a lot of good restaurants in Torrington. And we have the Home Depot.

What the actual fuck is the future of the city of Torrington, Connecticut? Like holy shit, when I tell people I’m from Torrington, they think I’m from Wyoming, not fucking Connecticut!