rissole

A food made from mashed potato and minced meat, rolled into a ball with breadcrumbs on and deep fried.

Available from any chippy in South Wales, but largely unknown elsewhere.

Yeah I'll have a rissole and chips mate.

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Saga lout

Drunk, disorderly and retired.

A binge-drinking pensioner, with a generous pension cheque and too much free time, drinking quantities of alcohol that would frighten even the most hardened of teenage yobs.

I went to lunch with my grandparents, and I swear they were both completely pissed! What a pair of Saga louts.

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naws

v. Technical skills or know-how, see also The Knack.
Pronounced to rhyme with mouse.

Possibly from the Welsh word meaning quality.

You could take it back to the shop, or if you've got the naws there's a way to fix it yourself with a bent paperclip.

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