Lucky Raoul

A sexual fetish first reported in the San Francisco Bay area in 2006. After feeding to the point of exhaustion and slumber, your sexual partner covers your body with Dove chocolate ice cream bars and ties you to a Nordic Trac(tm) Pro Skier using the string of the hand pulleys. Once bound, they enter you from behind, saying dirty things about the hot job market into your ear.

"We went to Costco and stocked up on Dove bars and a new NordicTrack Pro Skier. After a big dinner of turkey and red wine I gave her a Lucky Raoul."

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