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Gravy Boat

When you have diarrhea and make a sweet stew of gravy, and there is somehow a lone turd floating around exploring the bowl like Christopher Columbus upon the Santa Maria.

After taco bell last night I had a gravy boat the size of a jimmy dean's sausage.

by Tom Selleck February 2, 2017

16πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Kenny Lunt

A journeyman professional footballer, who, if you swap the first letters of his christian and surname, you amusingly get the words Lenny Kunt.

That Jamie Oliver talks like a right Kenny Lunt.

Right Mr Barrymore, you say that you were nowhere near the deceased on the night of your pool party! What do you think Her MajestyҀ™s constabulary are? A bunch of Kenny Lunts?

Another shocking miss for Crewe. That Kenny Lunt couldn't finish his breakfast.

by Tom Selleck September 12, 2006

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


virostek

Polish word for a small penis.

That gentleman is packing quite a virostek! Poor little guy.

by Tom Selleck December 5, 2006

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž