anubial

Anubial. the adjective form of the noun Anubis, keeper of the faith and embalmer of hope in the grave traditions of long-term relationships, savior of souls trapped in a void someplace between mortified romance and marital after-life.

She stood over the kitchen sink and saw from the window an anubial reflection weeping outside.

Bromhidrosis

A complaint the unwashed lodge against the medical staff on their way to the theater or the sole reason one would take a stand for your fellow man in public— also a term applied by ETSA Officials over the Tourists Trade.

"The failure to address his scrotum complaint due to bromhidrosis is completely unacceptable. "