The Harris

An act following fellatio when the woman, choosing not to swallow the man's semen, spits the ejaculate into her hand and throws it at high velocity at the man's face.

Katie went down on David, but he was in for a surprise when she stood up and gave him the Harris, knocking him unconscious.

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tomway

When 3 dudes named Tom fuck a British Bitch

We just Tomwayed that girl

hardly

While the true definition is "barely" or "almost not at all," this term is incorrectly used by porn caption writers to denote "in a hard manner."

"XXX teens hardly fucked"

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Calimocho

noun. A drink of Spanish origin composed of red wine and cola, most frequently in a 1:1 ratio. A sweet wine is preferred over dry, the cheaper the better. For a more swift route to intoxication, a higher concentration of wine should be used. Should be consumed in large quantities in anywhere from a lax to off-the-walls social environment. Highly recommended for use in drinking games.

The 3rd floor of Taylor was playing beer die when the booze ran out, but was saved by the cunning substitution of calimocho. All parties involved got wasted.

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Drippy Ass

During sexual intercourse with a whore, right as you're about to ejaculate, take your penis and slip it in said whore's anus, this leaves their ass drippy for hours after the fact.

"Ew, my panties are sticky from Harley giving me drippy ass."

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