scloodle

To make sounds and perform actions reminiscent of a small animal or insect while in a highly agitated state after ingesting enormous quantities of weed.

After smoking a few hits of skunk weed, Danny, Stinky, and Longlegs had a good scloodle.

Christmaser

Someone who excessively, prematurely celebrates Christmas. A Christmaser jumps right from Halloween to Christmas. Completely ignoring Thanksgiving. A Christmaser watches Hallmark Christmas Movies in August, etc.

My neighbor dressed up as Buddy the Elf for Halloween, what a Christmaser.
If you have ever posted, "only 364 more days until Christmas" on Facebook, you might be a Christmaser .