Lob Job

A Lob Job is a sad handjob given behind the local red lobster.

"My side hustle is giving $20 Lob Jobs, eye contact is an extra $20"

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Napkin

Napkin is the perfect alternative for the infamous N word. For years people have been saying the N word under their breath, or saying ninja instead, well HR is onto that everyone.

Napkin is the best most politically correct solution to this timeless problem.

2 guys meet at the bar

"Man there sure are a bunch of n....."
"Napkins! There are a lot of Napkins in here"

"Napkin please"

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