Poortillo's

The ghetto distant cousin of the highly successful yet very expensive Portillo's fast food chain. Restaurants under the Poortillo's Restaurant umbrella would include any cheap fast food option in the south side ghetto. Buildings usually feature bars on the windows and counters that feature bulletproof glass.

Hey Pat, you want to head to Portillo's? They have their hot dog, small fry, and small coke on special today for $11.16. No Tom, I'm feeding my family of 4 for $11.16 at Poortillo's. Their same combo is regularly priced at $2.79.

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Uncle Coolio's

The name of the restaurant in Orland Park IL that is part of the Uncle Julio's Mexican Restaurant chain. Known by Coolio's because 85 percent of the clientele looks like the rapper Coolio.

Hey Pat you want to head up to Uncle Coolio's today? No Tom, I don't feel like getting shot again. Let's go to Mama Maria's instead